yay, my parents are back! anyway, i think phuket is a boring place 'cept for the snorkling and lahmstone caves full of speleotherms that i will be able to identify due to my extensive geographical knowledge!

they bot TONS of aromatherapy incense sticks home, each with a porcelain elephant and cheapo paper flowers. well, they're nice stuff and i'm gonna burn one tonite. gosh i sure hope it gives me some intellect!

my mum said my dad walked to the end of the corridor of their hotel and saw a royal suite with it's doors facing the corridor.. he looked at the sign and even read it out, "Royal Suite" he said. he went to OPEN the door and peeked in!!! wah lao. he closed the door and told my mum "li mian you ren" (there's someone inside). my mum nearly died. boy, i'm glad i wasn't there..

was looking through my inbox.. i have mail kept since 31/08/2001. whoo. ancient. so i came across this mail and i want to traumatise you all with it. they're really bad. DO NOT use them on me, or suffer my wrath. i am uncouth. don't tell me i didn't warn you. (who am i kidding.. nobody's gonna hit on me.. -.-;;)

:: Pick-up lines of the 21st century ::

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.

Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.

Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby you're da bomb!

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.

If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?



i know, right.. what a turn off.